50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”
"BLESS THIS POST"
"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"
"finally someone said it"
finally someone said it omg BLESS THIS POST i’m reblogging again because IT’S BACK WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES omg
Finally someone said it
WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES???
if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you
sometimes i think im funny but actually im not
it’s hard to be a larry shipper in this economy