shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

mynameisnipple:

can i log out of life

spork:

It’s called an ORgasm, not an ANDgasm. We’ll get you next time babe…

retiredjesus:

*fucks something serious up*

me: shit my bad

5sosmichael:

introducing every song on the 5sos album like

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distraction:

who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable

algeboring:

when you tell your parents something personal and they tell a bunch of relatives
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why is there heart icon next to tumblr sign?

rnickey:

i was funny once but it was an accident

caitmacc:

i hate how one minute im perfectly content then the next minute im ready to throw myself in front of a car

onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

  • me: *talking about the 1975*
  • my friend: i don't like the robbers video anymore
  • me: why?
  • my friend:
  • me:
  • my friend:
  • me: dont tell me you're jealous about this girl and matty
  • my friend:
  • me:
  • my friend: MAYBE
  • YOU CAN’T
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